I saw it in the news, it must be true

By: John Richards Posted: June 25, 2013 No Comments

You know how lately Obama says he’s been finding out all the bad news not from his advisors but from the news media instead? But after listening to Jay Carney drone on and on day after day I’m beginning to think maybe no one in this administration knows what’s going on. Benghazi, the IRS, the More…


Latest breaking news on Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder

By: John Richards Posted: May 24, 2013 No Comments

So the President has ordered Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate Eric Holder and Eric Holder has agreed to do it. Meanwhile Eric Holder has promised to cooperate with Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder. What questions Eric Holder will ask Eric Holder remains to be seen but Eric Holder has assured Eric Holder that Eric More…


Where’s their ammo coming from?

By: John Richards Posted: May 17, 2013 No Comments

So I turned on the TV last night and, as usual, a gagillion channels and nothing to watch. So we fired up the police scanner app to see what was going on in Detroit. And like every other night, first thing you hear… “Shots fired at…” Quickly followed by “Shots heard near the intersection of…” More…


Sequestration for dummies

By: John Richards Posted: February 25, 2013 No Comments

With all the confusion about what the sequester does I thought it was time to put my in-depth knowledge of politics and the inner workings of our government to work for you and once and for all end the unceasing speculation and horror scenarios being tossed around by Barack Obama and friends like just so many wads More…


Guaranteed predictions for the new year

By: John Richards Posted: December 30, 2012 No Comments

As we embark on a new year full of hope and change, er, a, hope for change it’s time for my predictions for the New Year. And unlike those $9.99 a minute psychics these are worth the price. Did I happen to mention they’re free? Time to put on the psychic helmet, and yes, I More…


Operation “Black” Friday, a story of evil

By: John Richards Posted: November 23, 2012 No Comments

Well here it is, yes, another “Black” Friday. The day people fill their day with that Christmas spirit by screaming at each other, running like a heard of bulls and if you’re really lucky, seeing a few people (extra lucky when it’s women) beating the daylights out of each other. But I digress. Why is More…


Joe Biden, the debate and my new job

By: John Richards Posted: October 8, 2012 No Comments

Okay, I’m sorry!! Yes. I was one of those people the Labor Department called when they came up with 600,000 new part-time jobs last month. When they asked me if I was working, “I said part-time but it’s only going to last a month or so.” The guy replied “who cares, it’s a job”. Then More…


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      Dear NSA, I received an email from the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes this morning, I won! In my excitement I deleted the email in error and must respond to them by tonight. Can you please send me a copy? ×0

    • Just Google it!
      I guess I still don't know why the NSA needs Prism when Obama's got Eric Schmidt and Google.
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      Good Night Mary Ellen. Good Night Jim Bob. Good Night John Boy. Good Night NSA Jo.
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    • The all new and improved DOJ
      The DOJ Inspector General is expected to find there was nothing inappropriate or illegal with the James Rosen search warrant, the IG does recommend however that the DOJ name be changed to "Department of Domestic Overreach" or "DODO". ×0

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    • Suggestions for Holder’s “Ask Eric” party
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