Obama the charm offender – We won’t be fooled again

By: John Richards Posted: March 17, 2013 No Comments

So here we go again. Yet another great budget battle to fight, Obama’s on a “Charm Offensive”, half his house and senate minions running around saying “the debt is not a problem” while the other half are running around saying were close to a “grand bargain”. Oops, almost forgot to mention the herd of pretty More…

Words with Eric Holder – Full “Combat” Droning Edition

By: John Richards Posted: March 8, 2013 No Comments

Time for another fun game of Words with Friends, or more accurately Words with Eric Holder – Full “Combat” Droning Edition. I don’t think he really has any friends, Obama only puts up with him because he tells him what he wants to hear. Only Holder could pen a letter of three sentences that leads More…

Sequestration for dummies

By: John Richards Posted: February 25, 2013 No Comments

With all the confusion about what the sequester does I thought it was time to put my in-depth knowledge of politics and the inner workings of our government to work for you and once and for all end the unceasing speculation and horror scenarios being tossed around by Barack Obama and friends like just so many wads More…

Public worker appreciation “Sequestration Party” cancelled

By: John Richards Posted: February 24, 2013 No Comments

It is with deep regret that I am forced to cancel my “Sequestration Party” scheduled for Friday, March 1, 2013. This party was my humble attempt to spread a ray of sunshine to the lives of our public servants losing their jobs because of the Obamaquester. As it turns out I heard from numerous police More…

Gun control hypocrisy, or “Is my money not green enough?”

By: John Richards Posted: February 19, 2013 No Comments

So Comcast has decided to deny gun shops, most sporting goods stores and target ranges the right to advertise on their cable systems. Beyond not doing one single thing to stop gun violence how many other ways is this wrong. Is it discrimination? Yes. Is it the height of hypocrisy? Yes, and in so many More…

The “Assault Drill” ban of 2043

By: John Richards Posted: January 18, 2013 1 Comment

Breaking News From The Future January 18, 2043 APP – Almighty Propaganda Press Washington AC/DC (The named was changed as required by the Bisexual Rights Act of 2023) President Malia Obama-O’Reilly today signed the Common Sense Assault Drill Control Act passed by Congress in the wee hours of this morning. The president, flanked by child More…

The coming zombie apocalypse, homeland security and gun control

By: John Richards Posted: January 10, 2013 No Comments

Let’s get something out of the way right now. If you don’t believe that watching violent movies desensitizes people to violence, please don’t let me keep you from watching the Steven Seagal meets Arnold Schwarzenegger Schwarzenegger movie marathon. Likewise, if you refuse to believe that violent video games aren’t killing simulators, more likely ‘stimulators’, go More…

Obama’s losing hand at the fiscal cliff poker championship

By: John Richards Posted: December 21, 2012 1 Comment

The latest hand in the world championship of fiscal cliff poker has played itself out and the Christmas intermission has begun with lawmakers back home and Obama, naturally, back to Hawaii where he’ll be back to honing his cliff diving skills. And if you think John Boehner was the big loser in this last hand More…

Obama, the inept CEO of United States Incorporated

By: John Richards Posted: December 2, 2012 No Comments

I don’t want to say Barack Obama is stupid when it comes to raising taxes on the rich, I may think it, a lot, but I don’t want to say it. Instead I’ll just say he’s slow, truculent, unintelligent, petulant, inexperienced and dense. Wow! “Stupid” is an acronym! Who knew? The first thing you need More…

Israel fights cancer… Alone

By: John Richards Posted: November 20, 2012 No Comments

Israel has cancer. It’s a very rare form that attacks few. Its name is Hamasanoma. Like all cancers, if you don’t fight it’s a certain death sentence. When you’re first diagnosed those you think of as friends offer encouragement. They tell you “I’m here for you.” and “We’ll fight this together.” And some are probably More…

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