Obama’s NSA, connecting the dots… or not

By: John Richards Posted: June 7, 2013 No Comments

Remember the scene in The Godfather after Michael, putting it politely, eliminated all of those he saw as a threat to his reign including his brother-in-law Carlo? You know the scene, the movers are emptying the mansion, Kay and Connie are there, Connie’s hysterical as she accuses Michael of killing Carlo. After Connie is ushered out More…

Connecting The NSA Dots

Obama’s tone deafness isn’t a medical problem

By: John Richards Posted: May 28, 2013 No Comments

Dear Mr. President, tone deafness is not a condition covered by Obamacare.

Obama Tone Deaf

What happened to the IRS whistleblowers?

By: John Richards Posted: May 20, 2013 No Comments

Where have all the whistleblowers gone?

Whistleblower Balls

A tribute fit for terrorists

By: John Richards Posted: May 14, 2013 No Comments

A fitting (as well as convenient and useful) way to remember terrorist Tamerlan Tsarnaev.

Tsarnaev Tombstone

Just how red is Obama’s Syrian “red” line

By: John Richards Posted: April 28, 2013 No Comments

Just how “red” does a red line need to be? Obama must use his own color chart when it comes to Bashar al-Assad and Syria’s chemical weapons.    

Syrian Red Line

Jim Carrey Commemorative Edition Assault Rifle

By: John Richards Posted: March 25, 2013 No Comments

Jim Carrey wants to challenge Charleton Heston’s manhood? Presenting the “Jim Carrey Commemorative Edition Assault Rifle.” Somehow it just seems a few rounds short of a full clip.

Presenting the all new "Jim Carrey Commemorative Edition Assault Rifle."

Joe Biden to the fiscal cliff rescue

By: John Richards Posted: January 2, 2013 No Comments

Not quite sure which is scarier, going over the fiscal cliff or having Joey Biden rescue us from it.

Fiscal Cliff Rescue 551

It’s nighttime again in America

By: John Richards Posted: November 7, 2012 No Comments

And with Obama’s reelection a force of darkness covered the face of America for another next four years.

With Obama's reelection it's nighttime again in America

Obama chants “forward”, “forewarned” is closer to the truth

By: John Richards Posted: November 4, 2012 No Comments

Are you sick to death of not being able to to turn on the TV without seing a bunch of Obamatrons holding those stupid “forward” signs at Obama rallies? You know, the ones with that United Nations blue background color. Me too! So here’s a rerun of a toon I did as soon as Obama More…

Obama says forward. Forewarned is closer to the truth.

Obama tries to wash away Benghazi with Sandy’s water

By: John Richards Posted: October 31, 2012 No Comments

Obama just living up to his all new “no one left behind” hurricane Sandy policy. Not to be confused with his Benghazi “no one left behind” policy which translated into english reads: “Your on your own pal, I’ve got an election to win.” Seems the only thing Obama wants to make sure of is that he’s not More…

Obama use Sandy totry to wash away the stain of Behghazi.

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