Guaranteed predictions for the new year

By: John Richards Posted: December 30, 2012 No Comments

As we embark on a new year full of hope and change, er, a, hope for change it’s time for my predictions for the New Year. And unlike those $9.99 a minute psychics these are worth the price. Did I happen to mention they’re free? Time to put on the psychic helmet, and yes, I More…

Obama’s losing hand at the fiscal cliff poker championship

By: John Richards Posted: December 21, 2012 1 Comment

The latest hand in the world championship of fiscal cliff poker has played itself out and the Christmas intermission has begun with lawmakers back home and Obama, naturally, back to Hawaii where he’ll be back to honing his cliff diving skills. And if you think John Boehner was the big loser in this last hand More…

Obama, the inept CEO of United States Incorporated

By: John Richards Posted: December 2, 2012 No Comments

I don’t want to say Barack Obama is stupid when it comes to raising taxes on the rich, I may think it, a lot, but I don’t want to say it. Instead I’ll just say he’s slow, truculent, unintelligent, petulant, inexperienced and dense. Wow! “Stupid” is an acronym! Who knew? The first thing you need More…

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