The “Assault Drill” ban of 2043

By: John Richards Posted: January 18, 2013 1 Comment

Breaking News From The Future January 18, 2043 APP – Almighty Propaganda Press Washington AC/DC (The named was changed as required by the Bisexual Rights Act of 2023) President Malia Obama-O’Reilly today signed the Common Sense Assault Drill Control Act passed by Congress in the wee hours of this morning. The president, flanked by child More…

The coming zombie apocalypse, homeland security and gun control

By: John Richards Posted: January 10, 2013 No Comments

Let’s get something out of the way right now. If you don’t believe that watching violent movies desensitizes people to violence, please don’t let me keep you from watching the Steven Seagal meets Arnold Schwarzenegger Schwarzenegger movie marathon. Likewise, if you refuse to believe that violent video games aren’t killing simulators, more likely ‘stimulators’, go More…

Joe Biden to the fiscal cliff rescue

By: John Richards Posted: January 2, 2013 No Comments

Not quite sure which is scarier, going over the fiscal cliff or having Joey Biden rescue us from it.

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