Jim Carrey Commemorative Edition Assault Rifle

By: John Richards Posted: March 25, 2013 No Comments

Jim Carrey wants to challenge Charleton Heston’s manhood? Presenting the “Jim Carrey Commemorative Edition Assault Rifle.” Somehow it just seems a few rounds short of a full clip.

Presenting the all new "Jim Carrey Commemorative Edition Assault Rifle."

Obama the charm offender – We won’t be fooled again

By: John Richards Posted: March 17, 2013 No Comments

So here we go again. Yet another great budget battle to fight, Obama’s on a “Charm Offensive”, half his house and senate minions running around saying “the debt is not a problem” while the other half are running around saying were close to a “grand bargain”. Oops, almost forgot to mention the herd of pretty More…

Words with Eric Holder – Full “Combat” Droning Edition

By: John Richards Posted: March 8, 2013 No Comments

Time for another fun game of Words with Friends, or more accurately Words with Eric Holder – Full “Combat” Droning Edition. I don’t think he really has any friends, Obama only puts up with him because he tells him what he wants to hear. Only Holder could pen a letter of three sentences that leads More…

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