Obama’s tone deafness isn’t a medical problem

By: John Richards Posted: May 28, 2013 No Comments

Dear Mr. President, tone deafness is not a condition covered by Obamacare.

Obama Tone Deaf

Latest breaking news on Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder

By: John Richards Posted: May 24, 2013 No Comments

So the President has ordered Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate Eric Holder and Eric Holder has agreed to do it. Meanwhile Eric Holder has promised to cooperate with Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder. What questions Eric Holder will ask Eric Holder remains to be seen but Eric Holder has assured Eric Holder that Eric More…

What happened to the IRS whistleblowers?

By: John Richards Posted: May 20, 2013 No Comments

Where have all the whistleblowers gone?

Whistleblower Balls

Where’s their ammo coming from?

By: John Richards Posted: May 17, 2013 No Comments

So I turned on the TV last night and, as usual, a gagillion channels and nothing to watch. So we fired up the police scanner app to see what was going on in Detroit. And like every other night, first thing you hear… “Shots fired at…” Quickly followed by “Shots heard near the intersection of…” More…

A tribute fit for terrorists

By: John Richards Posted: May 14, 2013 No Comments

A fitting (as well as convenient and useful) way to remember terrorist Tamerlan Tsarnaev.

Tsarnaev Tombstone

The all new “IRS Defense”

By: John Richards Posted: May 12, 2013 No Comments

The next time some hacker group gets busted for illegally accessing databases to work up an enemies list and generally harass, embarrass and try to impede people’s First Amendment right to freedom of speech, I want to represent them at their trial. My trial strategy is a short, simple closing argument borrowed from IRS flunky More…

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