Public worker appreciation “Sequestration Party” cancelled

By: John Richards Posted: February 24, 2013 No Comments

It is with deep regret that I am forced to cancel my “Sequestration Party” scheduled for Friday, March 1, 2013. This party was my humble attempt to spread a ray of sunshine to the lives of our public servants losing their jobs because of the Obamaquester. As it turns out I heard from numerous police agencies thanking me for my concern and informing me that state, county and city cops are paid for by local property taxes, not federal funds. Although a number of police chiefs were disappointed to learn their Homeland Security grant requests for H1 Hummers for their personal use and the “Drone in Every Squad Car Trunk” program have been scrapped. Same thing goes for the firefighters and EMS personnel. I mean, who knew?

And then there were the teachers. Their union president thought it very kind for a conservative like me to invite them but as it turns out they get paid by local taxes too. I explained to her about the cops and other first responders not losing their jobs either and how I’ve been listening to every last thing Obama was saying and how everyone was losing their jobs and asked “How could Obama be so wrong?” “How could he tell all these lies?” She then whispered, “Between you and I Obama doesn’t have a clue how things work. The whole White House is really run by a big multinational syndicate out of Chicago and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

By the way, does anyone have room in their freezer for 20,000 hot dogs until my “The Economy Still Sucks” party in May?


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