Latest breaking news on Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder

By: John Richards Posted: May 24, 2013 No Comments

So the President has ordered Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate Eric Holder and Eric Holder has agreed to do it.

Meanwhile Eric Holder has promised to cooperate with Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder. What questions Eric Holder will ask Eric Holder remains to be seen but Eric Holder has assured Eric Holder that Eric Holder will pull no punches or leave any stone unturned in the investigation of Eric Holder. Asked when Eric Holder would commence the investigation Eric Holder said he had a call in for Eric Holder but had yet to hear back from Eric Holder to schedule a meeting.

However, Eric Holder claimed he had not yet received a message from Eric Holder. Eric Holder then said he would again put in another call for Eric Holder. Inquiring  whether Eric Holder was expected to answer all of Eric Holder’s questions Eric Holder stated he hoped so but did point out that Eric Holder could assert his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination.

Eric Holder did say he would attempt to negotiate should Eric Holder take that route and, if necessary, Eric Holder may have to offer Eric Holder immunity from prosecution to get to the truth of what Eric Holder did. When asked what would happen to Eric Holder if Eric Holder was found to have flagrantly violated DOJ policies Eric Holder said he would ask for Eric Holder’s resignation and if Eric Holder refused to resign Eric Holder would have no choice but to place Eric Holder on paid administrative leave. Eric Holder reportedly said, “Works for me if it works for Eric Holder.”

When Eric Holder was asked what action would be taken if he found criminal activity by Eric Holder, Eric Holder said he would he would refer it to Eric Holder for prosecution but Eric holder may be offered a plea deal to avoid dragging Eric Holder’s name through the mud.

And that’s how Washington works. Me? I’m beside myself, but it’s okay, I’m a twin.


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