There’s civil rights and then, not so much

By: John Richards Posted: July 22, 2013 No Comments

Those three women in Cleveland murdered by Michael Madison sure are lucky they didn’t fight back and kill him in self-defense. First there’d be state charges and after they’re acquitted on those then Eric Holder would come along and say people shouldn’t have a right to defend themselves. And after that he’d try to get More…


Latest breaking news on Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder

By: John Richards Posted: May 24, 2013 No Comments

So the President has ordered Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate Eric Holder and Eric Holder has agreed to do it. Meanwhile Eric Holder has promised to cooperate with Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder. What questions Eric Holder will ask Eric Holder remains to be seen but Eric Holder has assured Eric Holder that Eric More…


The all new “IRS Defense”

By: John Richards Posted: May 12, 2013 No Comments

The next time some hacker group gets busted for illegally accessing databases to work up an enemies list and generally harass, embarrass and try to impede people’s First Amendment right to freedom of speech, I want to represent them at their trial. My trial strategy is a short, simple closing argument borrowed from IRS flunky More…


Words with Eric Holder – Full “Combat” Droning Edition

By: John Richards Posted: March 8, 2013 No Comments

Time for another fun game of Words with Friends, or more accurately Words with Eric Holder – Full “Combat” Droning Edition. I don’t think he really has any friends, Obama only puts up with him because he tells him what he wants to hear. Only Holder could pen a letter of three sentences that leads More…


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      Dear NSA, I received an email from the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes this morning, I won! In my excitement I deleted the email in error and must respond to them by tonight. Can you please send me a copy? ×0

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      I guess I still don't know why the NSA needs Prism when Obama's got Eric Schmidt and Google.
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