I saw it in the news, it must be true

By: John Richards Posted: June 25, 2013 No Comments

You know how lately Obama says he’s been finding out all the bad news not from his advisors but from the news media instead? But after listening to Jay Carney drone on and on day after day I’m beginning to think maybe no one in this administration knows what’s going on. Benghazi, the IRS, the More…

It’s not your father’s NSA anymore

By: John Richards Posted: June 9, 2013 No Comments

The NSA has come, kicking and screaming, out of the shadows. Sure, anyone with a reasonable awareness of our government knew it existed but beyond that it was always overshadowed by its much smaller brother, the CIA. When we thought of deep cover spies protecting our nation we instantly thought of the CIA. But before More…

Obama’s NSA, connecting the dots… or not

By: John Richards Posted: June 7, 2013 No Comments

Remember the scene in The Godfather after Michael, putting it politely, eliminated all of those he saw as a threat to his reign including his brother-in-law Carlo? You know the scene, the movers are emptying the mansion, Kay and Connie are there, Connie’s hysterical as she accuses Michael of killing Carlo. After Connie is ushered out More…

Connecting The NSA Dots

What you should know about Samantha Power

By: John Richards Posted: June 5, 2013 No Comments

Forget about Susan Rice being named National Security Advisor. Forget about the fact she was handed the Benghazi talking points and like a little robot took them to be the truth. And forget about the fact she, as our Ambassador to the United Nations, didn’t apply any simple, much less critical, thinking to the events More…

Obama’s tone deafness isn’t a medical problem

By: John Richards Posted: May 28, 2013 No Comments

Dear Mr. President, tone deafness is not a condition covered by Obamacare.

Obama Tone Deaf

The all new “IRS Defense”

By: John Richards Posted: May 12, 2013 No Comments

The next time some hacker group gets busted for illegally accessing databases to work up an enemies list and generally harass, embarrass and try to impede people’s First Amendment right to freedom of speech, I want to represent them at their trial. My trial strategy is a short, simple closing argument borrowed from IRS flunky More…

Just how red is Obama’s Syrian “red” line

By: John Richards Posted: April 28, 2013 No Comments

Just how “red” does a red line need to be? Obama must use his own color chart when it comes to Bashar al-Assad and Syria’s chemical weapons.    

Syrian Red Line

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